So you aspire to the heights of becoming a C programmer. You want to speak the language of gods. Be careful what you wish for.
C programmers are a breed apart and this short video seems to illustrate this beyond a shadow of doubt. After you have watched it, I guarantee that you will hear the line "I am a C programmer" repeat itself as the body of an infinite loop in your head as you program.
My favorite lines:
"I am a C programmer. I do not program user interfaces unless they are console based. I read from stdin and a I write to stdout."
What is really scary about this video is that I know C programmers exactly like this. They don't seem any more reasonable in real life.