I am a C programmer
Written by Mike James   
Sunday, 23 October 2011

So you aspire to the heights of becoming a C programmer. You want to speak the language of gods. Be careful what you wish for.

C programmers are  a breed apart and this short video seems to illustrate this beyond a shadow of doubt. After you have watched it, I guarantee that you will hear the line "I am a C programmer" repeat itself as the body of an infinite loop in your head as you program. 

My favorite lines:

"I am a C programmer. I do not program user interfaces unless they are console based. I read from stdin and a I write to stdout."

 

      

 

What is really scary about this video is that I know C programmers exactly like this. They don't seem any more reasonable in real life.

 

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